Vatican City – An international firestorm of controversy enveloped the Vatican ever since German police found nine-year-old altar boy Timmy Higgins stuffed into the front of Cardinal Rottenburger’s trousers. The boy was discovered in the Cardinal’s pants when the Church official attempted to leave St Assisi’s Elementary School in Nuremberg. Eyewitnesses report that Rottenburger had […]
Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall escaped a childhood of religious indoctrination and is now a non-miserable human being. He's made millions of people laugh as well as angry. (He hopes he's made the right people annoyed.) Targets of his humor are fascists, religious zealots, and grifters.
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SCOTUS Watch: Boy divorces parents under religious freedom law
The Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) ruled 6-3 that 8-year-old Billy Taft may divorce his parents on the basis that his father and mother infringed on his religious freedom on a regular and premeditated basis. America was built on Judeo-Christian religiously intolerant liberty. Justice Clarence Thomas The case Billy v Mom and Dad […]
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Religious leaders say religious riots have nothing to do with religion
AnyCity, Planet Earth – The recent religious riots in a major metropolitan area has absolutely nothing to do with religion, religious leaders say. The recent explosion of violence has many causes, but it doesn’t have to do with anything any of the rioters said they were fighting about. Religious violence is actually caused by too […]
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Jewish sex guru stripped of guru status
The International Association of Tantric Sex Gurus (IATSC) revoked the license of the sex guru Jonathan “Big Shlalom” Lichtman who had sex with then-married Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene. The revocation is permanent, and he can not appeal the decision. A vast majority of tantric sex practitioners are universally supporting the decision. Greene reportedly had the […]
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Christian couple wears ankle monitors for Christ
William and Stephanie King are newlyweds and they are wearing ankle monitors for Christ. In fact, the two wore their Ankle Trackers when they walked down the aisle to get married. The Book of Ephesians says we are slaves to Christ. These ankle monitors remind us of that. William King At first, both sets of […]
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Evangelicals declare October ‘The Holy Ghost Month’
A conclave of concerned evangelicals voted unanimously and declared the month of October The Holy Ghost Month. The move is meant to fight the satanic influence of Halloween on the public. The Holy Ghost is spreading the best candy of all: the Good News of Jesus Christ. Reverend Andrew Canard This is not the first […]
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Florida man catapults Bibles into Hurricane Ian
Saying he heard God tell him to build a giant trebuchet (catapult) in his backyard, seventy-three-year-old Andrew Canard of Swampy Town, Florida hurled Bibles into Hurricane Ian. His mission was to fight off the Devil’s storm, and the word of God were his weapons. The retired engineer spent last week building a 100-foot tall siege […]
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Christian couple who are ‘acts of God fans’ fly to see Hurricane Ian
Tampa, Florida – Elliot and Ruth Hall who are self-identified acts of God fans made it to this city of 400,000 just before Hurricane Ian hits. This Baptist couple can’t get enough of their God and His disastrous and mysterious ways. We like to sing “Nearer, My God To Thee” when we’re in the middle […]
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Christian influencer gets holy water breast implants
Christian influencer Emma Antebellum proudly announced on TikTok that she recently got breast implants which are filled with holy water. My breasts are filled with the Holy Spirit. Emma antebellum Breast implants consist of a silicone shell that holds either a silicone jell or saline water. Both are considered safe even though the shell may […]
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An open letter to NASA: Please stop!
Dear NASA, Hello! I, the Planet Mars, am writing you today to gently ask you to get off my lawn. Of course, there are no lawns on my surface so when I say get off my lawn what I’m really saying is get all of your junk off my lovely heavenly body. I officially have […]